Dwight: It is ridiculous to call a dog a hero. Dogs can't be heroes. Dogs are dumb! For every dog that dials 9-1-1 there are like seventy more that dial 7-1-4, but no one ever talks about that.
The Office: Season 3 begins September 21 at 8:30 EST. The preview clips above run for about 8 minutes, but I was definitely laughing out loud for almost the entire time. I heart The Office!